NFL Week 9: Raiders Hit Bottom… Then Start Digging
OK, we all knew that the Oakland Raiders were seriously bad, but holy cow!!! Have you ever seen a team self-destruct as badly as the Raiders did on Sunday??? The horrific stats:
• -2 yards offense at the half
• 77 total yards for the game (team’s lowest since 1961)
• 3 first downs… in the entire game
• Held the ball for less than a quarter!!
• JaMarcus Russell was sacked 4 times & fumbled twice
• JaMarcus Russell was 6/19 for a grand total of 10 net yards… and an interception
• Great big goose egg on the score board
It’s enough to make Tom “The Cable Guy” Cable, 1-3 since taking over head coaching duties, apply for a real cable job! That sound you hear? Lane Kiffin laughing his butt off.
In late breaking Raiders news, after only 8 games the Raiders have decided to release CB DeAngelo Hall in order to rid themselves of his $70 million contract (though they will still have salary cap repercussions). In a note of supreme irony, Hall, who was a member of the Atlanta Falcons last year, was cut by the Raiders a mere 3 days after they were thoroughly thrashed by…. the Falcons! Look for more cuts and fire-sales by the Raiders in the next week or so. Why? Why not. It’s the Raiders.
Thriller In Tennessee
Once again it wasn’t pretty, with the Titans D carrying the day: two stops on 4th down attempts, twice making the Packers settle for a field goal despite driving to inside the Titans’ 15, an interception in the end zone by Chris Hope (who had 2 last week on MNF against Indy), and a forced fumble on Aaron Rodgers by Albert Haynesworth & Jacob Ford.
The game also included a missed 47 yard field goal by All-Pro kicker Rob Bironas at the end of regulation, good luck on a coin flip to get the ball first in OT, and then redemption for Bironas from 41 yards, but in the end the Titans beat the Green Bay Packers on Sunday to remain the only undefeated team in the NFL, running their record to 8-0. GO TITANS!
Contenders…
Baltimore Ravens – The Ravens have run their record to a very quiet 5-3, which puts them only 1 game behind the Steelers in the AFC North. The Ravens have always been known for their defense, but rookie QB Joe Flacco has shown steady improvement over the first half of the season, giving the Ravens a legitimate offensive presence. Flacco has thrown for 620 yards, 4 TDs and 0 INTs during the Ravens current 3 game winning streak. Pittsburgh better not take their foot off the gas because objects in the rear view are closer than they appear.
Tampa Bay – The NASCAR division continues to be brutal, and the Bucs desperately needed their gutty OT win against Kansas City to raise their record to 6-3 and keep pace with the Panthers in the NFC North standings. The Bucs, who are 4-0 at home this season, have a bye this week, host inconsistent Minnesota in week 11, then go to Detroit in week 12, which sets the stage for the Bucs to be 8-3 come the season’s three-quarter mark.
Atlanta Falcons – Speaking of the NASCAR division, Atlanta’s complete beatdown of the Raiders brought the Falcons’ record to 5-3 to help them stay in the hunt for a legitimate shot at a wild card, if not the division, when all is said and done. Matt Ryan continues to play beyond his years (it’s easy to forget he’s a rookie!) and is clearly making quite a case for Offensive Rookie of the Year honors (798 yards and 5 TDs in his last 3 games alone).
…or Pretenders
Dallas Cowboys – Their 5-4 record puts them last in the cutthroat NFC East, they’ve lost 3 of their last 4, and if the season ended today they wouldn’t even be in the playoffs. Fed up with the poor play of backup QB Brad Johnson, Wade Phillips put 3rd stringer Brooks Bollinger into the game on Sunday, whereupon he promptly threw an interception on his very first pass. Add to that four turnovers and 9 penalties and it all added up to a miserable 35-14 thumping at the hands of the G-Men… the bye week couldn’t have come soon enough for the Cowboys.
Jacksonville Jaguars – Based on their solid performance the second half of last season and Wild Card win in the playoffs, the Jaguars were picked by many experts to make it to the AFC championship game this season. Injuries (especially along the offensive line), however, have crippled the Jags in the first half of the season and they’ve struggled to a 3-5 record. They’ve lost 3 of their last 4, the last coming in an embarrassing defeat at the hands of the previously winless Bengals, and seem to have lost their offensive identity; Garrard had 38 passing attempts compared to only 21 running plays. That’s not Jaguars football.
Denver Broncos – Another team earmarked for AFC greatness at the beginning of the season, the Broncos have ridden a 3 game losing skid to a 4-4 record. Since they’re in the same division with the pitiful Chiefs and Raiders and struggling Chargers 4-4 is good enough for 1st place in the division at the moment. Still, this team has seriously underperformed and has suffered key personnel losses of RBs Michael Pittman & Andre Hall, CB Champ Bailey, and OLBs D.J. Williams & Boss Bailey over the past 3 weeks.
Injuries, Benchings & Acquisitions
Kyle Orton – Orton was carted off the field Sunday with what was diagnosed as the dreaded high ankle sprain, initial reports saying he could be out for 4 weeks. Late news out of Chicago, however, has Orton saying he wants to play this week against the Titans.
Let’s see, the Titans are defensive BEASTS who make a habit of knocking QBs out of the game (Kyle might want to text Titans’ victims Brodie Croyle, Damon Huard & Gus Frerotte). Yeah, go ahead, start on Sunday with a bad ankle…. please! 
Ben Roethlisberger – Big Ben aggravated a preexisting right shoulder injury on a QB sneak during Monday night’s game. The Steelers say any decision on Roethlisberger’s playing status will depend on the results of his MRI (still no word as of Wednesday), but considering how well Byron Leftwich played in relief I don’t see the need for them to rush Roethlisberger back if there’s any question about whether he’s 100%.
Matt Shaub – His injury seems to have gotten lost in the shuffle and been very underreported, but he was knocked out of the Texans’ game on Sunday and has been diagnosed with a torn MCL. He’ll be out for 2-4 weeks.
Derek Anderson – The Browns announced on Monday that Anderson would be benched for the Browns’ game against the Broncos on Thursday…. let the Brady Quinn era begin.
Daunte Culpepper – Culpepper had previously talked with the Chiefs about a possible QB position in Kansas City, but chose to sign a 2 year deal with the Lions instead… hey, why sign with a 1 win team when you can hop onboard the 0-8 Lions train and ride it to a perfect season!!
Quest For The “Perfect” Season
Bungles – Ok, I have to admit I had a bad feeling about this game coming in given T.J. Houshmandzadeh’s guarantee that the Bungles would win at least 1 game this season. Who’s-Your-Mamma and the Bengals made good on his promise, defeating the plummeting Jaguars 21-19. Sorry fans, but there will be no perfect season in Cincinnati this year.
Cowardly Lions – All my hopes now ride on the Lions for a perfect season. It doesn’t look promising however, as for the 3rd straight week the Lions played with actual effort (they knocked Chicago’s QB out of the game for goodness sake!!) and now have gone and signed a real QB in Daunte Culpepper (thank you for playing Dan “Safety Dance” Orlovsky, we have some lovely parting gifts for you).

Well there’s insult, and there’s injury. Then there’s what’s happened during the MNF game last night, where insult was added to injury for the Denver Broncos who were not only thoroughly manhandled by the Patriots in their 41-7 defeat, but also suffered several key injuries:
And even though they came out of the game with a convincing, possibly season-righting win, the Patriots did not escape unscathed on the injury front either:
Just to prove what a crazy, upside down world the NFL can be from week to week, I give you the Vikings @ Bears final score… 41-48. Are you kidding me?! In a game that most thought would probably end up with less than 30 points total given the Bears tough D and Vikings struggling offense, the shootout in Chicago ended up being by far the highest scoring and most entertaining game of the day! Bears QB Orton threw for 283 yards and 2 TDs, while Vikings QB Frerotte threw for 298 and 2 TDs as well. And in what sounds more like a college number, the teams combined for 766 yards of total offense! I smell replay on the NFL Network!!
Contenders or Pretenders?
Miami Dolphins – Notice I didn’t say Miami Wildcats this week? Yeah, the bloom may finally be off that rose, as the Dolphins ran into an angry Ravens team coming off an embarrassing 31-3 loss to Indy. The Ravens not only held the Dolphins’ offense in check, but managed to find their own to beat the Fins 27-13, dropping Miami to a decidedly division bottom 2-4 record.
The Rams become the first team to fire their head coach this season, ousting Scott Linehan after the Rams lost their 4th straight game amid a questionable decision to bench starting QB Bulger, a move that was publicly questioned by several players, including star RB Stephen Jackson. Jim Haslett, former N.O. Saints head coach, has been named the interim coach.
Contenders or Pretenders?
Lots going on this week in the NFL. Just to hit some highlights…
I also find the fact that Trent Green is being put back into a starting QB role scary given his recent history: 






