Truth About Dinosaurs Finally Revealed!
by Graham Parke
Hey, guess who showed up on the doorstep again? Graham Parke, that’s who. The No Hope for Gomez! author has been a frequent visitor here (see related posts below), and I’m happy to welcome him and his off the wall ramblings back. Today, boys and girls, Graham is going to tell us the truth about dinosaurs.
There is something terribly wrong with this dinosaur picture. At first I didn’t notice it either. I must have read this picture page with my son ten times before I saw it. But when I did, my blood ran cold. How could this be? What was going on? I don’t mind telling you, there’s something very unsettling about discovering a kink in the nature of reality through a children’s book. Any other place is bad enough, but a children’s book? I just wasn’t prepared. How could I be?
Of course you didn’t need to look at the picture ten times. You noticed it right away. Before you even started reading this post. But there are some readers (not you) who didn’t. I urge them to take another look. To really give this picture the once over. As soon as your breath catches, as soon as the back of your neck gets cold and you start having nightmares, right now while you’re still awake, you know you’ve found it. (more…)
